We have two problems with the Stars Wars universe. One, as expertly uncovered by a Deadspin writer’s son, is: Why do human pilots fly the spacecraft, especially the fighters, instead of droids or computers or whatever?
Second: Where are all the puppies and kittens? Oh, there are plenty acklays, of course, and bandaras and banthas and bergruutfas. We’ve got cthon coming out of our ears, and croators and dweebits and duracrete slugs. You want a fobool or a fallen? Head to a Star Wars movie. But puppies and kittens? No.