Mayor Dennis Kneier of San Marino, California, was taking leisurely stroll with his wife around his neighborhood, not throwing bags of poop around, when he came upon a bag a poop sitting there on the ground. We imagine his wife quietly touching his arm and whispering, “No, Dennis. Just walk past it.”
But the mayor didn’t walk past that bag of poop. He was mayor, damn it. He wanted to throw that bag of poop. He wanted to pick it up and toss it, a nice underhanded lob, right onto his neighbor’s walkway. A man claws his way to the top for what? A nice parking space?
Dennis picked up the bag of poop and threw in his neighbor’s walkway. Here, look: