How Does a Puppy Burn Down a House? Chews on a Deodorant Can Near a Lamp, That’s How

If you’re sitting around today, listing all the things in modern life that could kill you, here’s something to add once you’ve finished covering the obvious things like smoking, drinking, red meat, unfiltered tap water, too many carbs, swine flu, bizarre yoga accidents, malfunctioning electronics, industrial waste, the carbon monoxide pouring out of the cars in front of you during your commute, chemical toxins in sunscreen, skin cancer caused by not using sunscreen, some weird cancer that no one has identified yet, sex, and the stress from making this list: What if your dog chews through a can of cheap, spray-on deodorant and blows up your house?




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