Aaron Carter Files for Bankruptcy, Claims His Dog Has Zero Value

I’m thinking that former pop star Aaron Carter needs to start listening to some country music. Say what you will about the genre’s history of excessive flag-waving, machismo, and bad hair, country singers also know the value of a dog. You’re never truly washed up in a country song until the dog is gone, even if it’s only the dirty old egg-sucking kind. Maybe your pickup won’t run, and your spouse ran off to Nashville with the preacher, but there’s still a tiny bit of hope as long as you have your dog. Old Yeller may have been “an ugly lop-eared mongrel,” but he was still “the best doggone dog in the West.”




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