The pooping-related problems of puppies in the pound requires paper — lots of paper. Newspaper, to be precise, thick reams of pulp to be pooed upon by the puppy hordes. But with the rise of digital media, the puppies have ever-diminishing quantities of good-old newsprint to poop upon, and that’s very 😦
Granted, the problem is not out of control just yet. Puppies aren’t being forced to poop on, say, sweaters. There is still enough newspaper in the world for puppies to poop on, and people (not my Dad) expect that there will always be.